A Dearborn imam claimed that Muslims living in America are the happiest people in the world. He told us that the only thing that would make the Muslim community in America perfectly happy is the removal of Trump as president and the installation of Abdul El-Sayed, Zohran Mamdani, or any other person — provided he or she is a Muslim — as President of the United States. He claimed that perfect happiness in America means having a Muslim as president, and that everything else would then fall into place, whether it is wearing hijabs, banning pork, banning bacon, or criminalising dogs walking on the streets. He claimed that America could become the perfect example of an Islamic country that follows Islamic laws such as Sharia law once a Muslim wins the presidency. He claimed that Muslims in America are forced to marry only one wife and are left to take additional wives outside America because of harsh human laws, which he said would soon be replaced by Allah's laws.