Slime🐍(@ItsKingSlime):Bradley Martyn CONFRONTED his friend for being the WORST wingman and telling the girl he liked that he’s BALD & sleeps with LADYBOYS from Thailand 😭💀👀 “I’m actually here because I’m supposed to help my bald friend choose a date” “He’s bald?” “As F*CK… When he takes his hat off, you have to wear sunglasses. You know the UV protection ones when the Solar Eclipse comes…”

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2026.10.04 22:48

Bradley Martyn CONFRONTED his friend for being the WORST wingman and telling the girl he liked that he’s BALD & sleeps with LADYBOYS from Thailand 😭💀👀 “I’m actually here because I’m supposed to help my bald friend choose a date” “He’s bald?” “As F*CK… When he takes his hat off, you have to wear sunglasses. You know the UV protection ones when the Solar Eclipse comes…”