A man came to the mall with his wife to get few groceries and theyโre about all done when I walked him too to get few toiletries ๐งด! Could you imagine this man told his wife he forgot to add toilet paper just to block me and ask for my number! As a sis to sis me I gave him a dirty slap ๐ and embarrassed his soul !
I pity how many women going through all these from their husbands ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
A man went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost? The man said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped! The priest said, Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box!