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Joseph Kahn
@JosephKahn
Man of Leisure.
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I wrote this essay back in May. These are the people who push Paramount out the door. Everything's fine.
The problem with LA is the "Everything's Fine" people. These are people that came to LA after its heyday and during its decline after the financial crash of 2008. The more recent the transplant, the less they are aware of what Los Angeles used to be. They have no idea all the areas that used to be lively, or that there was a world class music and night life scene. If you mention there weren't homeless people shitting on the streets everywhere, they call you a MAGA fascist because unhoused people have rights too and Everything's Fine. If you mention entire neighborhoods like the Pacific Palisades did not burn down, they say you should not be blaming the mayor for the weather (which is controlled by global warming Republicans) and Everything's Fine. You can say it's really not normal for so many shops to be closed all over Los Angeles with empty storefronts, and they'll say something about equity and that Everything's Fine. The street vendors on sidewalks in front of KoreaTown restaurants that are shutting down? That's totally fine because that's LA culture (no it fucking isn't newbie). Crime? Everything's Fine. These theater kid transplants from Michigan say why are you complaining, move somewhere else. They don't know what they don't know. Then they drink a $20 Erewhon smoothie thinking that's the height of LA culture. Everything's Fine.
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Even as $21.2 billion of annual income gets into moving trucks out of the state, the obstinate California Democrat-Or-Death snark their way into economic collapse. Death it is, I guess.
This was a charade, don’t tell me CA Dems couldn’t have gotten control of Bonta if they hadn’t really wanted to. They don’t care. The fewer people have good jobs, the less ability/resources to stand against their control. Shame.
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I know of a film business vendor that wanted to upgrade the electrical system in their facilities. Los Angeles red tape would make them wait 1 year and cost $100k. They did it in Texas in 4 days and $5k. You reap what you sow. My @thr column:
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Paramount to leave California, according to the L.A. Mayor's office and the California Attorney General's office. What we know:
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I've always seen filmmaking technique and form indestinguishable from content. They are one and the same, just like you can't separate words and sentences from the story in a novel. You can break them apart into elements, but that's schematics. The holistic effect is the thing.
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Trying to get to the office in Mexico City but can't cross the street for another hour because of a military parade.
Munich has Spielberg's most identifiable filmmaking, as in it's a series of bravura camera and edit set ups - but it is not in my favorites of his. It is a masterwork film for sure in a catalog of absolute genius work, but the movie leaves me cold. The politics are unclear other than killing is bad - not that it needs to answer anything - but it is ultimately a very dispiriting movie. You can't put this direction ahead of Schindler's List on a technical level anyways. There's a lot more risky camera/actor bonding moments in that film that won't be seen simply because it's so fluid. That's the true mark of directorial genius - when your art is so infused into the experience it is hard to extract the formality of it. Just take the long shot of Nazis trying to kill a man where Spielberg runs background extras on the malfunctioning gun as a joke...in an Auschwitz film...about a Jew being seemingly executed. I don't think there's any filmmaker in the world who could pull that off. Like how do you even fucking come up with that, and then think you can skillfully find the tone to make that scene work and not blow the film up but also question the nature of God or luck. That's not just genius, that's insanity. I love Spielberg. He will always be the greatest of all time. Munich is great, but it's not the Greatest. The moral murkiness of Munich is the greatest for adulting people in the middle of their existential crisis, who need answers to be nihilistic. But give it a couple years, have a couple children, love your family, and life becomes meaningful again. What makes something Great reminds us what makes us Great. As skillful as Munich is, the meaning is as important as the movement.
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I went to a screening of Re-Animator at the Overlook Film Festival and the audience treated it like it was a Farrelly Brothers comedy.
Had to leave the TIFF press screening of “Possible Love” because every mildly amusing line was treated like a punchline in a studio comedy. Truly embarrassing. If this is how the next generation of critics read drama/melodrama we’re doomed.
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When I see a film critic list their five favorite films at TIFF and it's full of glacial talkies about theater owners who have cancer, I think THAT'S a person who loves indie movies. Protect them.
I get accused of being a right wing grifter, but I don't really talk about politics. If anything I advocate for Hollywood to get out of politics. It's not what we're here for.
The reason you see so few creative filmmaking careers go the distance is because the level of vitriol and criticism intensifies as you move up. That bar gets lower as kids spout crap at each other. They claw each other down and kill each other's mental states in the womb. However it does seperate the strong from the weak. I'm fine to get criticism or insults. It reassures me that the Great Filter is working and teflon skin sociopaths like me will be fine. Fire away.
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AI is going to kill some parts of the business, no question. Background plate people are done.
I Play Rocky is an allegorical representation of the movie Rocky using Stallone's real story. However in real life is triumph is unequivocal. The movie is a box office hit and he wins an Oscar. In the movie he loses the match. It's really a parallel to Rocky 2.
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Anyone who writes "my guy" or "man" automatically has a sub 100 IQ and their opinion should be discarded.
Someone had an objection that I described Apollo Creed in the first Rocky as a "scary black guy." Another disagrees that Rocky triumphed over him because he lost the match. First, Rocky spends the whole movie thinking he may die in the ring. Apollo Creed describes Rocky as a "snow white underdog" that he'll beat up in three rounds. He purposely race baits the Italian vs black guy angle in the media for money. He's loudly black and he's scary on purpose. He's the damn antagonist. Second, Rocky loses but wins. It's literally the point of the movie. Do people actually watch movies or do they just reimagine details to reflect their political fantasies?
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‘CLICK’ by #JISOO# debuts at #3# on YouTube Global Weekly Top Music Videos chart and ranks in 55 countries with 30.98M views, recording the highest-debuting song by a K-pop soloist this year.
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A music video already getting 40 million views in 10 days is nothing to sneeze at. What is this, 2015?
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The audience at TIFF has gotten angrier as the Canadian economy has gotten progressively worse. They're taking it out on the filmmakers.
The film festival circuit is broken because of the horror nerds. These dopamine chasers now inflict their limbic system on every film, cheering for lizard brain human suffering. Combine that with one sided political gatekeeping, a filmmaker on a festival podium is like a town square Inquisitor - aiming to vivisect as entertainment under the guise of moral superiority. It's why naked old women humiliation rituals like The Substance are hyped up into Greatest Movie Ever territory while doing their circuit, attracting a combination of prosthetic fetishists, convoluted feminism, and theater laugh exhibitionists. Meanwhile, the movie that seems to work the best at TIFF this year is I PLAY ROCKY - a studio movie from Amazon that is not an indie needing distribution at an Independent Film Festival. While the independent filmmakers must placate gore junkies who perverted the culture into medieval public executions, the studios are free to make emotionally cathartic material. The irony is their movie is about a making movies when movies were good, and also an independent movie about a white guy that that triumphs over a scary black guy. Try to get that into TIFF in 2026. It's hard to get an honest audience out of these things anymore. The gore junkies perverted it with the aura of a public execution with the veneer of respectability. Everyone's lying.
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Don't know why Zack Snyder went to TIFF to premiere his movie. Unless he films himself giving Mark Carney a life saving blood transfusion while singing river to the sea, he's never going to win that audience over.
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