Pussy is a club. Some get in free, some wait in line, some pay VIP... and some are still outside arguing with the bouncer
Good afternoon my mutuals 🎈😂
Taking a 💩 after bathing is the worst betrayal ever
Nobody talks about the struggle of being an atheist living with religious parents
Genz go think say na ATM card.
You go think say your lawyer sabi defend until you enter better problem, you go regret yourself 😂🎈
Nobody talks about this, but… Sometimes you need to take a break from everyone and spend time alone to experience, appreciate, and love yourself 🎈
a man has a pen!s and a woman has a vag!na.
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If it were 2020 right now, i would have set my girlfriend as my WhatsApp profile picture and i would be posting her on my status daily 😂
Married men, what’s something you genuinely miss about being single but would never trade your marriage for?
A girl that would make me put it in soft so she can feel it grow in her>>>
Bro did not expect that 😂
He has officially renewed his contract as a Chelsea fan until 2056.” 💙😂
Fat people are always nice until you enter public transport with them 💔
Me after 2 weeks of packing Paracetamol and selling them as P£nis enlargement pills
Hologram technology should be added to telecommunication systems is t that gonna be a great idea?
Me after 2 weeks of packing Paracetamol and selling them as P£nis enlargement pills
You don’t deserve to be a father tbh.
GET NIGERIANS OFF MY TL!!!
