Matt Kreiser(@KreiserMatt):Just had two stereotypical blonde U Miami freshman come up to me and ask for summer internships @MessariCrypto. One didn’t have Telegram because she “couldn’t figure it out” and the other suggested Messari completely automate all research to only use AI and fire everyone. I thanked her sarcastically for the advice and she delightfully received it. Incredible.

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Matt Kreiser@KreiserMatt

2026.05.07 22:06

Just had two stereotypical blonde U Miami freshman come up to me and ask for summer internships @MessariCrypto. One didn’t have Telegram because she “couldn’t figure it out” and the other suggested Messari completely automate all research to only use AI and fire everyone. I thanked her sarcastically for the advice and she delightfully received it. Incredible.