Larp von Trier
@LarpVonTrier
Sometimes maybe alpha, sometimes maybe shitpost
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Albemarle is 0.002%
When in doubt remember that in this game we are already in a better position than 99.998% of people playing
coins launched: 43.4m
coins above $100k mcap: 691
the other 99.998% went to zero.
Albemarle as the spark that will ignite the metaverse
The level of details i’m putting into Albemarle will shock everyone
Guaranteed
2008 subprime mortgage crisis but on Pokémon cards
Which gacha platform is going to play Lehman Brothers?
The earliest guy in the room is now retiring for the second time 🤗
I envisioned an unprecedented run for vintage pokemon cards in 2026
This is just the beginning
The average collector hasn’t experienced the 2021 NFT bullrun
But i did
And i think the price for those cards is going much higher
Positioned
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My life got real fucked up for a minute…
Coming out the other side.
Had to sell some due to circumstance weeks ago.
Just dropped $500 and I’m hustling my ass off to get back to one percent.
If you don’t believe in albemarle suck my dick.
Fuck you higher
$slbemarleS
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If you don’t like Albemarle fuck you
Fertile ground is essential to provide you with the tools that enable you to compete and achieve fulfillment;
at the same time, it is by no means guaranteed that you will have the necessary tools to realize your dreams.
You must take what you need at all costs in order to fulfill yourself.
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Your fav KOL can’t even phatom what albemarle is
That’s ok
I’m not here to win
I’m here to take the absolute everything from the market and leave you in goosebumps and tears
Worst case scenario is I rage pump Albemarle
There is no scenario where Albemarle fails
I would rather spend 50k-100k to mitigate collective myopia than see my ideas ignored
Take notes
Not because i’m devving it myself
But Albemarle: The Game is a fucking masterpiece
I’m used to be very humble but bro
This shit is on another level
I spend a good time observing what others do, yet i can tell Albemarle: The Game is growing in an unexplored, underestimated, uninteresting environment.
My professors would have called it “territorial milieu”
I call it Fertile Environment
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So what do you think
A sneak peek at Albemarle’s Story mode opening.
Just another Monday. What could possibly go wrong?
Still a work in progress: audio, polish, and more to come.
A sneak peek at Albemarle’s Story mode opening.
Just another Monday. What could possibly go wrong?
Still a work in progress: audio, polish, and more to come.
🚨🚨 Hot mic at the White House: Albemarle is not for sale
Albemarle development is moving fast!
This week I added:
- 6 original characters and a new faction
- 2 explorable locations, including an 8-room underground lab
- A stealth investigation with documents and photographic evidence
- Dialogue options unlocked by discovered information
- Suspicious deliveries, NPC scenes and an in-engine cinematic
Here’s a little gameplay preview 👀
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Finally secured all 151/151 pokemon from the 1997 bandai carddass series
All strictly PSA 10s
Took me an entire year to catch them all
Feels like completing the Pokedex
I already told you why this set is the purest, most valuable, iconic, curated ever created
See you at MoMa
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So this is how i’m gonna spend my toilet time on the pumpfun app
Don’t complain later because i’m telling you now
I’m gonna scan the lowest, dirtiest, god forsaken shitters on the app
Think 3-6k$ MCap
If i see a tiny chance for a coin to send (decisions entirely based on my personal taste and experience)
1. I’m gonna ape like 3 sol
2. I’ll sell initials right after
3 i’ll let a moonbag run until glory or repulsion
Sometimes maybe alpha
Sometimes maybe shit
Like always has been
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going Turtle mode on the app
basically my signature trading method but adapted and ultra sped up for pumpfun
No mercy i tell you
Experimenting
