Mario Nawfal(@MarioNawfal):🇰🇵 With all the rumors about Kim Jong Un’s demise, let us take a moment to consider what may have happened… if it were true. Perhaps if his fat ass didn’t have someone who moves his chair before his cheeks are even completely off it and stuck to a low-carb diet… you know all the things, his heart health wouldn’t be a consideration! Can he bathe himself, or does he have a guy for that too? Writer: Jamie

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2026.10.20 01:45

🇰🇵 With all the rumors about Kim Jong Un’s demise, let us take a moment to consider what may have happened… if it were true. Perhaps if his fat ass didn’t have someone who moves his chair before his cheeks are even completely off it and stuck to a low-carb diet… you know all the things, his heart health wouldn’t be a consideration! Can he bathe himself, or does he have a guy for that too? Writer: Jamie