adulthood is spending all year waiting for vacation, then spend your vacation trying to recover from work.
Half of vacation is relaxing. The other half is pretending not to think about work.
Choosing yourself will disappoint people who benefited from you choosing them first.
realizing you were the only one getting attached is actually very embarrassing
this is still the most painful death in tv series history.
"the rich also cry" who talk that nonsense???
Is it by force? 😭
Messi will definitely join Haaland and Mbappe today
Oyarzabal didn’t just score for Spain at 22, he triggered 200,000 instant payouts on Stake🙌🏽
Which song are you playing first?
She found out her husband was cheating through her five year old daughter💀
hand suppose touch these guys, cos whattt?? 😭😭😂😂
Joy wan finish next of kin 😂😂
He saved them from a hidden danger…
“Wow you don’t LOOK autistic.”
-the same people who treated you like the alien in the friend group/workplace
when bro is telling you about his spec but it’s lowkey sounding like your sister
“ Another Messi love watch tomorrow “
whoever prayed on my downfall i got a ladder btch
I need to change my friends🤦🏽♂️🍃
“we regret to inform you”
You will still regret informing me that “you regret you informed me” I promise 💭
