Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸
@MikeBales
Retired Fire Chief and Proud Navy Veteran. Here for the laughs and sharing stories.
Joined June 2023
15.2K Following 80.5K Followers
I was offered sex today by a 26-year-old woman. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my 𝕏 profile.
Of course I declined because of my strong morals and willpower, which is just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner now available scented with lemon or vanilla.
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