My friend went to a wedding last Saturday and sat beside an elderly woman.
After watching him eat for a while, she asked, “Young man, are you from the groom’s family?”
He said, “No, I’m from the bride’s side.”
She looked at his plate and asked, “Then why are you eating the groom’s food?”
My friend looked confused and asked, “Mummy, please, which one is the bride’s food?”😂