Rep. Jack Kimble
@RepJackKimble
Republican Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1#: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon
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Las Cruces is Spanish for more than one Cruce
Yeah, things have been rough for deployed troops and that's unfortunate, but our AI troops are the most well-fed in the world. The best thing is no matter how much they eat, they don't get out of shape or lose any bonus digits.
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George Washington chopped down one cherry tree and became a hero. President Trump chopped down 30 of them to build his golf course, but you won't hear the left give him any credit for it. Hypocritical much?
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@GinoTheGhost There is currently more proof that Jack Kimble exists than there is of Mitch McConnell.
Please, do not call this number. It's a dry cleaner, I swear
@SenWarren Folks need to #TWEET# to #Republicans# ,like .@RepJackKimble ,what people of #Earth# want? , so they actually KNOW what #AmericaThinks# - THE #World# thinks? #TellCongress# to #RemoveTrumptyDumptyNow# #Article2Section4# - It's obvious, he's Violating his #OathOfffice# - 202-224-3121
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Very sad for the 18 lives lost this morning when President Trump’s motorcade attempted to drive across Lake America. Our country was spared a national tragedy today only through the fast thinking of Natalie Harp who was waiting in the President’s trunk with an air tank when the cars began to fill with water. President Trump has blamed Canada and ANTIFA for the incident.
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My list of the greatest Presidents of all time
Where are Presidents Reagan and Franklin?
I will sponsoring legislation to nationalize Mapquest and change its name to Americaquest
Man, they left off the Gipper. Get Natalie back!
Okay, now that it has happened, you liberal freaks better stay away from Lake America with your box cutters.
President Trump’s second term is off to a GREAT start.
I’ll be introducing legislation ASAP to officially change the name of the Lake Ontario to its rightful name, Lake America! Let's make the Great Lakes great again!
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Thank you President Trump for making my dream a reality.
President Trump’s second term is off to a GREAT start.
I’ll be introducing legislation ASAP to officially change the name of the Lake Ontario to its rightful name, Lake America! Let's make the Great Lakes great again!
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I understand the Welland Canal, which connects Lake Ontario to Lake Eire is huge for American shipping. It shall henceforth be known as the America Canal.
My Jack Kimble 2026 campaign shirt has arrived. I plan to wear it to my colonoscopy on Tuesday, and I will post photos of the event.
There is definitely no quit in adequate.
Phew, I saw The GOP trending and I thought we had broken up.
There are some things that I will never be able to touch, not because they are so stupid (and it is), but because they are so vile.
Dolly Parton thought she was doing the right thing by backing the Moderna mRNA Covid shot. But it very well may have killed her.
