Ryan Marotta
@RyanJMarotta
Husband, Dad, and Pet Parent. Catholic, Writer, and Nerd. He/Him/His. Tweets and puns are my own.
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Reminds me of that joke about how a physicist dies and goes to Heaven, upon which he asks God why He made the speed of light as arbitrary as 186,282 miles per second.
“What do you mean?” God replies. “The speed of light is 1.”
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