I caught an ex cheating, confronted him… and HE fainted. 😩 Big ass dude. Loud ass drop. To this day I randomly think of it and laugh. One day it’ll make it into a script because sir… WHAT?!
So AI generated porn is now a thing…we so cooked😫🤣🤣
“When I was your age I already owned a house”
Yeah, because it cost $6… your down payment couldn’t buy a frosty at an airport Wendy’s today
What is the worst thing an AO3 fanfiction author/reader can do?
My girlfriend kissed me on the forehead and called me “my princess”…OMG😭
It’s worse now “ALGORITHM”
Idk who needs to hear this… but after raw sex TAKE THAT PLAN B GIRL!!!!
men be literal porn stars with their side chicks but be boring with their long-time girlfriends or wives🤷🏼♀️🤦🏼
