Simons
@Simon_Ingari
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Interviewer: Congratulations, you have passed.
Candidate : Thank you .
Interviewer: What was your previous salary?
Candidate: 5500 per day
Interviewer: Whaat? That's 165,000 monthly. We only have a budget of 145,000
Candidate: Sorry, could you please repeat the question?
Interviewer: What was your previous salary?
Candidate: ↓↓
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2021: 72,000 salary increase
2022: 74,000 salary increase
2023: 76,000 salary increase
2024: 78,000 salary increase
2025: 80,000 salary increase
2026:
Employee: “Kindly accept my resignation.”
Boss: “But we have been increasing your salary! Why are you leaving?”
Employee: “I’ve received a new job offer with a salary of 170,000, and there’s also a guaranteed 40% annual raise based on performance.”
24 hours later…
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