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When your best friend of 10 years pulls out the walkie talkie and says "move in we have enough evidence"
That guilt you feel when you go back to your barber for a haircut after cheating on him last time, praying he doesnโt notice
How I used to move after watching kung fu movies as a kid
This generation is experiencing more vision problems than older generations, largely due to excessive screen time on phones and computers
My wife asked me, โWhy donโt you treat me like you did when we first dated?โ
I took her to dinner, a movie, and dropped her off at her parents house
When you pee with morning wood you have to calculate the distance, angle and trajectory so you don't pee all over the toilet
