Space Police
@SpacePolice9
Tweeting the callouts of the Space Police on Super Highway 9.
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Call from SteveyCab driver saying his Space Cab was rammed by a KillBus full of kids. Space Officers investigating.
This is a Public Space Service Announcement. Please flip to autopilot while you sleep on Super Highway 9. Sleep Drivers will be taken out.
Driver hopped up on Super Space Juice driving KillBus down wrong side of Super Highway 9.
Space Mines will not get you to Jupiter faster. Do not leave them on the Super Highway. We will respond with force.
Space Dog off lead on SH9. Looks armed. Take it out.
Calling your arresting Space Officer slurs will only lengthen your jail term. The "Space Pigs" will only take you out harder.
Abandoned StabWagon between junctions 5653 and 5654 on Super Highway 9. Take it out.
Juiced up Super Highway Maintenance Technicians have reportedly commandeered a KillBus. Officers en route to take them out.
Super Space Juice is ILLEGAL. Do not Juice and Drive, we will take you out.
Space Prisoner appears to have taken control of rampant StabWagon on Super Highway 9. Space Officers attempting to reason with him. NOT.
Rookie recruit called to scene of Space Crime. Baddie seen escaping in BadMobile. Recruit took him out.
Two DeathCars sighted with broken tail lights. Space Officers despatched to take them out.
Juiced up students racing BadMobiles down SH9. Space Officers on the scene to take them out.
Space Punks seen attempting to cross the Super Highway on Space Skates. Space Officer heading over to take them out.
Unlicensed DeathCar smashing through commuters on Super Highway 9. That's usually our job. Get him boys!
Space Granny seen on Super Highway 9 without Space Specs. Driving erratically. Take her down town.
Man called 9111111 from Space holophone in pocket. DID NOT APOLOGISE. Take him out.
Report of Baddie driving unregistered Baddie Mobile speeding down Super Highway 9 at fifty five clicks over the limit.
