I built a small website called:
Onchain Mirror · Degen DNA Report
Before anything else, let me put the safety part first.
The website is open source on GitHub:
It does not require wallet connection.
It does not ask you to sign anything.
It does not request any wallet approval.
It does not touch your private keys.
It does not need your API keys.
You only enter an EVM wallet address.
The site reads public onchain data and generates a wallet personality report.
So there is no wallet approval risk, and your assets are never touched.
The project may look like a funny wallet roast tool at first, but the reason I made it is actually quite personal.
I am someone living with moderate depression.
For a period of time, I realized I was checking charts, wallets, PnL, and other people’s gains every single day.
When the chart moved, my mood moved with it.
When my wallet went down, I felt like I was going down with it.
Missing an opportunity made me question myself.
Buying the top and losing money made me feel like I would never do anything right.
Later I slowly realized that the most painful part of crypto is often deeper than losing money.
It can make you tie too many things to yourself:
Wallet balance becomes self-worth.
A bad trade becomes a personal flaw.
Someone else winning feels like your own failure.
Missing a market move feels like missing a part of life.
So I wanted to build something.
Something abstract.
Something funny.
Something slightly brutal.
Something that can roast your wallet and turn your onchain behavior into a ridiculous “personality report.”
At the end, what I really want it to say is simple:
Losses are account status, not your life evaluation.
Wallets can draw down. People should not keep breaking silently.
After checking your wallet, remember to take care of yourself too.
It analyzes public wallet behavior and generates things like:
Degen Score
Diamond Hand / Paper Hand Index
Wallet Personality
Loss Black Box
Alpha Radar
90-Day Wallet Fate
Trading Style Match
Rarity and Onchain Badges
You may get diagnosed as:
Top Buyer Artist
Airdrop Nomad
Meme War Soldier
Diamond Hand Old Guard
Onchain Civil Servant
Leverage Stress Monster
Bull Market Illusion Survivor
At the end, it generates a shareable card.
The card includes your wallet personality, Degen Score, rarity, key badges, main loss pattern, and one sentence judgment.
For example:
Your judgment is sometimes online, but the next green candle always knows how to disconnect it.
I wanted this tool to be fun on the surface, while still being based on real onchain data.
It roasts your wallet.
It also reflects a little bit of our mental state inside the market.
It can describe your wallet.
It should never define your life.
If you have recently been stressed by charts, losses, FOMO, missed opportunities, or endless comparison, I hope you can laugh a little after trying it.
And maybe breathe a little easier.
Sleep more.
Don’t carry everything alone.
Talk to a friend when things feel heavy.
Seek professional help when you need it.
The market will keep moving.
But you need to stay alive and take care of yourself.
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“你有多久没有照过你的钱包了?
我说的是,你有多久没有认真看看自己,好好照顾自己了?”
这几天我加班做了一个小网站,叫链上照妖镜 · Degen DNA Report:
先把最重要的安全问题放前面。
它不会连接钱包、不需要签名、不授权,也不会碰你的私钥。你只需要输入一个 EVM 地址,它就会读取公开链上数据,给你生成一份链上人格报告,
整个项目已经开源在 GitHub 上,你可以直接看代码,安全放心。
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说回这个网站本身。
这个名字听起来可能有点抽象,像是拿钱包地址开玩笑的工具。
但它背后其实有一个比较私人的原因。
我是一名中度抑郁症患者(目前还在每天吃西酞普兰和喹硫平,而且我在抖音刷到了全球约有 3.32亿至5.7亿人 患有抑郁症,约占全球总成年人口的 5.7%。在所有精神障碍疾病中,抑郁症已成为造成重大全球健康负担的主要因素之一,我觉得在币圈这个比例应该还要高很多)。
有一段时间,我每天都在看盘、看钱包、看盈亏。
K 线涨了就开心,回撤了就焦虑。
错过一个币会自我怀疑,追高亏了又觉得自己怎么会又做不好?
慢慢地,我发现自己把钱包的表现和自我价值完全绑定了。
后来我慢慢意识到,币圈最折磨人的地方,已经不只是亏钱本身。
它会让你把很多东西都和自己绑定在一起:
钱包余额像自我评价。
一次错误交易像人格缺陷。
别人赚钱像自己失败。
错过行情像人生错过。
所以我想做一个东西(预谋了很久很久了,但是一直以来行动力不太够):
它可以很抽象、很嘴毒、很会吐槽你的钱包,但最后想传达的东西很简单,
亏损只是账户状态,不是你的人生评价。
钱包可以回撤,但人不要一直硬扛,照完钱包,也记得照顾好自己。
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链上照妖镜会根据你的公开链上行为,分析出:
Degen 指数
钻石手 / 纸手指数
钱包人格类型
亏损黑匣子(主要亏在哪)
Alpha 雷达
90 天钱包命运预判
适合你的交易风格
稀有度 + 链上徽章
你可能会被它吐槽成: 高位接盘艺术家、空投游牧民、土狗冲锋队、钻石手老登、Meme 冲锋队、合约压力怪……
最后它会生成一张可以直接晒的卡片,上面有你的钱包人格、Degen 指数、核心徽章,以及一句判词。
比如:“你的判断力偶尔在线,但下一根阳线总能让它下线。”
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我希望这个工具表面足够好玩,底层又真的有链上数据。
表面是嘴毒,里面是钱包画像。
它可以吐槽你的钱包,但不会定义你的人生。
如果你最近也被行情、亏损、焦虑、错过机会折磨过,希望你测完之后能笑一下,也能稍微松一口气。
少熬夜,少硬扛,难受的时候找朋友聊聊。
必要的时候,也可以寻求专业帮助。
市场会一直波动。
但你要好好活着。
最后,来照一下你的钱包吧:
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