Straight Florida
@StraightFlorida
Florida comic saying what most Floridians actually think about tourists and other local nonsense.
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Driving on I-75 requires the reflexes of a fighter pilot and the spiritual armor of an apostle. You’ve got an 85-year-old going 35 in the fast lane on the left, and a lifted Ford speeding at 100 mph on the right shoulder. 😮
Survival of the fittest...
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This isn’t AI. This is my home.
Welcome to the most beautiful, unpredictable place on earth, shaped by the people who made our great experiment what it is today.
It’s more than a state—it’s a state of mind and a traditional way of life. Live it right, and it's a permanent vacation.
God Bless Florida! 🌴
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Peak human stupidity just plopped itself right into the river. 🤦
These bulk size human potatoes are sitting their fat asses down in the water, breaking off pieces of pork chops and hand-feeding a wild alligator like it's their death pet.
They're not even standing up — they're sitting there in the river. So if that gator decides it wants more than pork chops, good luck.
You don't bond with a dinosaur that has the same brain size as you do, clearly. It's not your friend. You're not special. You're just creating a food-conditioned killer that's one pork chop away from being euthanized by FWC.
Stop feeding wild alligators. This isn't cute — it's how people and gators both end up dead. 🐊 ☠️
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