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Perhaps the greatest moment in tennis history. And, like it or not, every fucking word he said was true.
We took a bunch of your favorite pigskin towns and updated them with a fresh yet classic look. Huddle up, motherfuckers.
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One shining moment …
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This man took an oath to serve and protect and that commitment was so strong it could only be powered by diablo sandwiches and Dr. Pepper. And don’t ask for hush puppies. He ain’t got time for that shit.
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Robert Wadlow, the world's tallest man, was sadly born 40 years too soon to achieve his true destiny of averaging three points a game off the bench for the Clippers.
“How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains? Yeah. Coach woulda put me in 4th quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.”
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And I wasn’t wearing a seatbelt either …
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Next time you drop in don’t forget to give Jack and Larry my best regards …
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Let’s hop in the time machine and return to the glory days when big time college football meant Keith Jackson. Take me back …
“Who invaded Spain in the 8th century?”
“That’s a joke. The Moors.”
“Oh noooo, I’m so sorry, it’s the Moops. The correct answer is the MOOPS.”
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I’m gonna tell my grandkids there was once a simpler world where college conferences actually made sense …
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People don’t enter some men’s homes. They ask for permission to come aboard.
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I say we replace Columbus Day with Columbo Day where we all wear trenchcoats, smoke cigars, and pretend to be confused. Feels like an upgrade to me.
Dennis Hopper explaining to Francis Ford Coppola on the set of Apocalypse Now that he’s too fucking baked to remember his lines may be the most Dennis Hopper thing ever.
“You bad man! You very, very bad man!”
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I’d go knock on doors for this motherfucker.
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Remnants of a better world …
We took a bunch of your favorite pigskin towns and updated them with a fresh yet classic look. Huddle up, motherfuckers.
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Not all men’s musical taste is created equal. May those whose ears recognize greatness light the path for the rest.
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No more yankie his wankie …
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