🔎Al🔍
@SweatieAngle
Expert consultant for crowdsourced online mental illness diagnoses. Same username on bluesky. Not consistent about checking DMs, don’t take it personal.
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just stomped on the geico gecko and the sound it made was crazy. like wet fireworks
Sending the recruiter pics of a used tampon captioned with the message ‘dw it’s def urs I had it authenticated :)’ and offers to mail them the little doll you made of their hair
Contacting the recruiter on their personal phone is going the extra mile!
incels who believe u need to be 6'4" with a six pack to get girls truly do live in another realm cause every time there's man drama on the TL its over a nigga that look like a spilled can of beans
Sort of a fair artist’s approximation of what it feels like to quote tweet a really annoying overly ash-toned balayage barrel curl blowout personality type girl knowing full well you will be unleashing at least one of your certified Quite Weird followers in her replies
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Oh wow
The vertical princess
“Hahahaha everyone look! A disabled body!”
bought under the sock height boosters after the last incident
@SweatieAngle Grooming Day for Hubert the Bear
When you have a friend
A bee has landed on my balls #4YearsOfGoodLuck#
Chump fear. Life is literally about gaslighting yourself into the erroneous belief you are beautiful and worthy of love despite all abundant evidence to the contrary. You fucking moron. You stupid loser
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