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2026.07.25 11:00

'Unfortunately, my wife doesn’t seem to be on the same page as me any more, which is strange given that she was always the more sociable one. I just think she’s lost her mojo.' 'So, are we both destined for house arrest until they all fly the coup? Not if I’ve got anything to do with it' ⤵️