I feel like if you’re going out and your perfume falls and breaks, that’s a sign that it won’t be a good day. Speaking from experience, tho.
When a 2/10 nigha tries to kiss me in public
“Checks his phone”
The way you handled me, oh my goodness I loved it, hope your flat babe is not there?
Me:
When my brother swears on my life that he’s not cheating on his gf 😭
Mum: my daughter is a very good and calm girl
Me in his room:
“My period is 5days late”
Pregnancy:
