Touch Grass(@TouchGrassRWA):5 new updates just went live on Touch Grass. • PnL cards: everything you've ever caught, priced at today's close. Cost basis: your legs. One tap to post it. • Buy the dip, literally: when a stock closes 3% down, its balloons fall to the sidewalk and you can catch them from 60 m instead of 40. Friday, $GME closed +5.06%, so its balloons are still floating. • The relay: one full share of $NVDA ($229) is waiting at the Apple Store on the Champs-Élysées. Carry it from person to person, 48h each, 50 km minimum per hand. Whoever sets it down in London keeps it. • The certificate: a photo of your hand on real grass, checked by a machine. Astroturf gets refused. One a day, keep your streak going. • Verified human: meet another player IRL and scan their code. If one of you is verified, you both are. Bots can't shake hands. Which one are you trying first?

2026.10.11 18:19

5 new updates just went live on Touch Grass. • PnL cards: everything you've ever caught, priced at today's close. Cost basis: your legs. One tap to post it. • Buy the dip, literally: when a stock closes 3% down, its balloons fall to the sidewalk and you can catch them from 60 m instead of 40. Friday, $GME closed +5.06%, so its balloons are still floating. • The relay: one full share of $NVDA ($229) is waiting at the Apple Store on the Champs-Élysées. Carry it from person to person, 48h each, 50 km minimum per hand. Whoever sets it down in London keeps it. • The certificate: a photo of your hand on real grass, checked by a machine. Astroturf gets refused. One a day, keep your streak going. • Verified human: meet another player IRL and scan their code. If one of you is verified, you both are. Bots can't shake hands. Which one are you trying first?