DONALD TRUMP HANDED OUT $155,000 IN CASH LIKE HE'S TIPPING VALETS AT MAR-A-LAGO
Except the valets are his own staff and the tip is one third of a woman's annual salary
Natalie Harp got $45,000. Margo Martin got $45,000. Chamberlain Harris got $45,000. Walt Nauta got $20,000. Straight from Trump's pocket to theirs, filed under "holiday cash gift" like he's your uncle slipping you a card
Except your uncle doesn't then appoint you to a federal commission
Chamberlain Harris takes her $45,000 and gets seated on the Commission of Fine Arts — the exact body reviewing Trump's own White House ballroom and his 250-foot arch to himself
So the man building himself a monument just put his own cash recipient in charge of approving it
A White House official says this is "entirely permissible under relevant legal and ethical standards"
Cool standard. Must be nice to write the rules and grade your own homework in the same sentence
Meanwhile actual federal workers are getting RIF'd, furloughed, and told there's no money for their raises
Trump found $155,000 in loose change for four loyalists but the rest of the government is running on fumes
This isn't generosity. This is a loyalty tax paid in cash, and the return on investment is a seat on the board that signs off on his own vanity construction
Ask yourself who else in America gets a third of their salary as a "gift" from the boss and then gets handed regulatory power over the boss's pet project
Nobody. That's the point
This is how it works now. Cash up, favors down, ethics optional
And they'll do it again the second nobody's watching