Turner Novak 🍌🧢
@TurnerNovak
investing @BananaCap_ podcasting @ThePeelPod (sign-up for emails below)
Joined April 2009
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Do not, under any circumstances, let your co-founder move to NYC or San Fran.
They will end up:
- $35M raised
- single til Series B
- hate VCs who ghost them
- unnatural eye-contact
- candidates getting logo as tattoo
- on infinite peptides
Worst case scenario.
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Do not, under any circumstances, let your daughter move to NYC or San Fran.
She will end up:
- 35
- single
- hate men
- unnatural colored hair
- tattoos
- on antidepressants
Worst case scenario.
