Timmy_Turner
@UthmanMusaYusuf
E choke on my level | check highlights for my tweets | Hala Madrid forever 🤍⚽| Backup account @Big_Timm001
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Grace enuh
You no go run for your own life keh😂
Pov: when your paying Cl blocks you 😭
Before after
Messi fans no real at all 😭😭😭
I Just unfollowed you, now phone my got a whole gigabyte of space back
Elon musk and Nikita to Nigerian content creators😂💔
I don tire 😂
me anytime I remember my age.
As money finish, wizkid don start modelling.
When l'm in the middle of performing
brain surgery and ChatGPT tells me l'm
out of image uploads
How it feels seeing a picture of my old self realizing how far I’ve come
tinubu don spoil my 20s
When he thinks I'm after his money but I'm after his life 😂
My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we first dated?”
I took her to dinner, a movie, and dropped her off at her parents house
“How lucky are you?”
Me:
I have eaten bread and akara more than I have eaten rice😁
What did you have for breakfast??
You meet someone now now and the next thing is they are hungry and haven’t paid their bills
you'll never see any true rich man flaunt accessories, always very plain!
If you finger girl and she no moan abeg wetin in mean
Asking for a friend 🤦🤦
My face when they googled it and i was right
