ATTENTION
The Biscuit Printer on Level 14 has run out of dough. An engineer has been called. Please do not send print jobs to it until the cartridge has been refilled.
Can all dirty mugs be returned to the staff canteen please? We’ve had to resort to using the 1970s supply and those Yorkshire seaside cartoons have NOT dated well.
If you're watching the Ashes in England, please enjoy the image on the left.
If you're watching the Ashes in Australia (or Scotland, Wales, Ireland, mainland Europe or a wide selection of other countries) please enjoy the image on the right.
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