I’m in a narrow alley way and this guy has his car door open blocking it, so I wait for him to close it and go past. As I get past him he starts screaming that I gave him a dirty look and all “yeah keep driving” talking shit when mind you I’d 100% admit that idgaf but I was legit just looking straight ahead. Naturally me being me, you’re not gonna start fucking screaming at me lmao so I slam on my breaks and get out of the car, walk up to him and start yelling back asking who the fuck he thinks he’s screaming at and he goes “well you gave me a dirty look” I was like I wasn’t even fucking looking at you I was driving straight ahead what the fuck are you screaming at me like a nutcase for. Then his tone changes and he goes “well maybe you didn’t realize it… with your pretty white teeth” and I was like “what the fuck are you on about. Stop standing in the middle of the road screaming at people or else you’ll encounter a motherfucker like me who actually gets out of the car” and he goes “yeah I was out here yelling at a pretty curvy woman” ??!?? I was like “and now you’re hitting on me after having a fucking freak out. Are you a fucking mental patient” and got back in my car lmfaooo like ??????? THESE MEN ARE FUCKING NUTCASES UNFORTUNATELY I AM TOO