Hackers draining exchanges, hot wallets, cold wallets and literally everything.
The sperms that lost the race watching you struggle with your life
People who win the lottery but in a different way
Boomers sending DMs to AI generated girls on Instagram
Here is the real cause of global warming
Me wasting my time by thinking “Why am I wasting my time?”
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree
How it feels to be replaced by AI and lose your job
Finally some kids without an ipad or a phone
Aging with your loved one is the ultimate flex, they’ve won the game of life.
Age is just a number if you have money
Me and homies leaving the bar after a night of heavy drinking
How it feels making your first $100 in crypto
How it feels making your first $100 in crypto
"I hope this email finds you well"
How the email finds me:
Me: “2026 is gonna be my year”
Also me in 2026:
“Can I pay with my cuteness?”
How I work when my boss is around
The bluetooth device is connected successfully
Messi watching Yamal walking up to receive the trophy during the cup ceremony
