i love driving alone because nobody can stop me from playing the same song 45 times in a row like it’s the first time i’m hearing it
It's been 10 months since I joined the gym & no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.
Week 25 of my fiancé being pregnant. She made me place my hand on her belly for the last 3hrs hoping I could feel our baby kick. We played baby music to help her move, but she didn’t. As a joke we played “Old Town Road” & by the grace of Lil Nas X I got to feel my baby kick.
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today my wife said “guess who i saw in costco today?” then made me guess for like 15mins and when i didnt guess it was like “remember that super tan lady we saw walking down the street last week..” thats who she thought i might guess. a lady we dont even know that we saw one time
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“they/them pronouns are so confusing” what the fuck is lacrosse
7 year old me in the car thinking the moon is following me
“math is the universal language” ok buddy how do i order fries in trig 😂
Dogs be 10 years old no school no job just in the house barking
it’s 2026 and i still can’t remember what we used to talk about before coronavirus 😭
Don’t let him break your heart let him break your back bitch 💔
we had 24 hours walmarts & $1 mcchickens.
we had it all.
I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill. We really have lost the plot.
my family is sending my 92 year old, legally blind, great uncle to europe alone for a vacation when i dead ass watched this man microwave his birthday cards four months ago
Nobody:
Me on FaceTime: go look at what I sent U
I knew this generation didn’t gaf when we stopped folding our clothes 😭
every day there are emails and they all want something.
My aunt got a divorce and I asked how she felt n she said “I thought I had an anxiety disorder but it turns out it was just your uncle”
i know it’s sexist but when i see a skeleton i immediately think guys. I’m aware women can die, it just hurts to think that it’s true.
Anyone else wake up without a stimulus check bc your parents claim you as a dependent even though you still pay for majority of your life?????🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
