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Sam Altman claims @OpenAI has finally solved the centuries-old “goldfish problem” with a new model reportedly so advanced it can make Chris Guida understand things.
Shinobi hit with 30-day Claude ban for repeatedly calling it "retarded"
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Shinobi is joining Start9 as Chief Marketing Officer.
Shinobi will reportedly spearhead effort to replace Knots with new Rust-powered @rbitcoin_org as the default alternative to Bitcoin Core on StartOS
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Michael Saylor appears on Financial Audit, triggering Caleb Hammer’s most explosive meltdown yet.
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BREAKING: Plebs have vandalized @WalkerAmerica and @carlabitcoin’s Tesla Cybertruck
Petabyte of Flock footage fails to capture Lightning working.
Pierre Rochard calls it a testament to Lightning’s privacy
JUST IN: Timmy Tether returns to the podcast this week with a new episode of Plebs on Parade 🎙️
DEVELOPING: @LukeDashjr delays hard fork to change Bitcoin mining PoW.
Mechanic’s wife Joyce responds to pleb worried because his wife thinks BLAKE2b fork is worthless:
“Tell her its priceless, not worthless.”
This song is dedicated to the brave podcasters sharing the same opinion on their podcast for the 400th time.
BREAKING: @LukeDashjr selects 'Yasmarang' as PoW algorithm to replace SHA-256 in upcoming Bitcoin hard fork.
SpaceX To Allow Shareholders To Vote On Rocket Engine Designs Via Their Brokerage Accounts
NEW: BIP-110 is attempting to sneak undocumented, undisclosed consensus changes into Bitcoin and hoping nobody notices.
🚨 BREAKING: Plebs deploy the "Mother of All Nodes" (MOAN), the largest non-economic node ever built, ahead of the mandatory signaling period.
JUST IN: Cypherpunk legend Nick Szabo celebrates being 200 days sober from pleb slop.
