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BREAKING: Plebs have vandalized @WalkerAmerica and @carlabitcoinโs Tesla Cybertruck
Petabyte of Flock footage fails to capture Lightning working.
Pierre Rochard calls it a testament to Lightningโs privacy
JUST IN: Timmy Tether returns to the podcast this week with a new episode of Plebs on Parade ๐๏ธ
DEVELOPING: @LukeDashjr delays hard fork to change Bitcoin mining PoW.
Mechanicโs wife Joyce responds to pleb worried because his wife thinks BLAKE2b fork is worthless:
โTell her its priceless, not worthless.โ
This song is dedicated to the brave podcasters sharing the same opinion on their podcast for the 400th time.
BREAKING: @LukeDashjr selects 'Yasmarang' as PoW algorithm to replace SHA-256 in upcoming Bitcoin hard fork.
SpaceX To Allow Shareholders To Vote On Rocket Engine Designs Via Their Brokerage Accounts
NEW: BIP-110 is attempting to sneak undocumented, undisclosed consensus changes into Bitcoin and hoping nobody notices.
๐จ BREAKING: Plebs deploy the "Mother of All Nodes" (MOAN), the largest non-economic node ever built, ahead of the mandatory signaling period.
JUST IN: Cypherpunk legend Nick Szabo celebrates being 200 days sober from pleb slop.
