meet me where the deer and the antelope play
woke 3 your pet dog can use neopronouns
human turned off the lamp. my shift starts
Petplay but I’m a fat beagle and you keep hiding my treats AUGHHHH AUGHHHHH AUGGGGG
who got a better hat between luna (right) and i (left)
home is where rats are
I am no better than a horse
What the burger
i think zohran mamdani getting elected as nyc mayor reversed whatever harambe dying did to the universe
i feel like i just fell out of a fucking coconut tree
just gave someone rabies again :3
This is the first time these words have ever been said in human history
i just told her the best joke
hey can i get a pronoun burger with extra woke sauce please
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