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@crimexbt
Streaming Meteora and Trading Education on every platform. // @MeteoraAG @met_lparmy
1.3K Following 4K Followers
4k followers!! Thank you guys sm for your support
Wouldn’t have the engagement and growth without a lot of different people who have helped me throughout the way (you know who you are). Unfortunately way too many to tag on this post
I appreciate all of you fr, I really enjoy what I do and all of you tuning in to stream to keep me company and ask me questions really makes it all worth it
I think the coolest thing is how consistent the same people tune in. It literally turns into a hangout with friends and LP type vibe.
Irreproducible truly. Anyways, all of you who are close to me ty again.
NOW. What are next steps?
Continue grinding the stream each day as that is the main attraction.
On top of education and onboarding, i want to continue to build the brand. I like making stuff that is cool to me.
In October of last year, I dropped the pinned video I had on my profile. Took me like 40+ hours to make but I thought it curated the vibe perfectly. Although I should go back and refine it soon.
This channel I just want to make stuff that is COOL to me. Art, videos/edits, even merch.
Really trying to finish my website currently, make more beginner focused YouTube videos (highly requested), and need to drop the first merch item (motorcross jersey)
I love being inspired. I love architecture. I love art, I like cool shit. Always looking to draw inspiration for others.
Join me today and help me continue to curate the channel to make this space feel like something special.
Drop your ideas below 👇 (can be anything)
And thank you!!!! I’m hungry rn we are just getting started
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Coyote has always been a G, was encouraging me to keep streaming since almost the very beginning.
Thank u bro. Good guy right here
"Is LPing even buying the token at all?"
Yes, but you can think about it as "buying" the token as the price falls into the range you determine.
ALSO when you "buy" the token with an LP, the tokens don't get automatically sent to your wallet.
Instead, they REMAIN at the same prices that you bought them at, and switch to limit sell orders. So if price comes back up, being in an LP will sell back out of your tokens back into sol. This is when you get fees in sol.
You get fees in the token when price comes down because your sol gets converted to the token. You are "buying" the token when this happens.
When price goes back up, you get fees in sol because your tokens get converted/sold back to sol.
You *could* withdraw your tokens from the pool once enough of your sol gets converted and hold it spot if that is your thesis. I never do that, and you might as well just use Meteora limit orders
If price goes up from where you setup your pool, you can always chase up price and open new pools to bid it.
Again this ALL pertains to going to one sided buy side positions. But if you are new, hopefully this allows you to get the jist of the common buyside/oneside strategy.
Live soon btw :)
@MeteoraAG @met_lparmy
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Oh sheet👀
Meteora’s next chapter begins with the Referral Staking Program.
XX.07.26
LPing $ANSEM + Robinhood LPing Pt. 5
LPing $ANSEM + Robinhood LPing Pt. 4
Someone hire him for sol reality tv😂😂
Mom: So how's work?
Me: We're so back.
Mom: That's wonderful! Did you get a raise?
Me: Better. Ansem changed his profile picture.
Mom: ...what?
Me: The vibes are immaculate, Mom.
Mom: I asked if you're getting paid.
Me: Mom, we're not measuring wealth in dollars anymore.
Mom: Then what are we measuring it in?
Me: Mindshare.
Mom: No.
Me: Engagement.
Mom: NO.
Me: Market structure.
Mom: STOP.
Me: Solana dominance.
Mom: Are you employed?
Me: Bitcoin has reclaimed the previous cycle highs, ETFs are absorbing supply faster than miners can produce it, global M2 is expanding, and we're only beginning the post-halving phase of the four year cycle. Employment is a social construct.
Mom: You're unemployed?
Me: I'm a market maker.
Mom: You provide liquidity for internet jokes.
Me: I PROVIDE CRITICAL INFRASTRUCTURE FOR THE DIGITAL ECONOMY.
Mom: Last week you made $6,000 on a coin called RETARDED FROG.
Me: And this week I lost $9,000 on a coin called HIGHER.
Mom: HIGHER than what?!
Me: Apparently my entry.
Mom: Jesus Christ.
Me: Mom, you're thinking too linearly. The Bitcoin cycle has never failed in its ENTIRE history (17 years).
Mom: Didn't it fail in 2022?
Me: THAT WAS PRICE ACTION. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE VIBES.
Mom: The vibes?
Me: You wouldn't understand.
Mom: Try me.
Me: Okay. Bitcoin pumps.
Mom: Mm-hmm.
Me: Then Ethereum pumps.
Mom: Okay.
Me: Then Solana commits financial war crimes against the rest of the market.
Mom: Excuse me?
Me: Then random unemployed twenty-two year olds become millionaires trading coins with 2 hour lifespans.
Mom: That doesn't sound healthy.
Me: HEALTHY?! MOM ANSEM IS BACK.
Mom: WHO THE FUCK IS ANSEM?!
Me: That's like asking who Michael Jordan is when he walks onto the court. @blknoiz06 is not a man, he's a market condition. He bought Solana at $1 when people thought it was going to zero. And again at 8$. He made a dog with a hat worth billions of dollars. His tweets have moved more money than some third world countries' GDPs. One "higher" tweet from him has liquidated more shorts than I've had hot dinners. He's basically the Jerome Powell of Solana except instead of controlling interest rates, he controls whether unemployed 24 year olds buy monkey coins at 3 AM.
Mom: So he's a financial advisor?
Me: NO MOM. He's a prophet. An oracle. A vibe curator. The patron saint of financial irresponsibility.
Mom: Does he work at Solana?
Me: He IS Solana.
Mom: That's not possible.
Me: You're right. He's somehow more bullish than Solana itself.
Mom: And people listen to him?
Me: MOM PEOPLE HAVE BOUGHT SEVEN FIGURES OF INTERNET DOGS BECAUSE HE PUT A HAT ON HIS PROFILE PICTURE.
Mom: THAT'S INSANE.
Me: EXACTLY! THAT'S WHY WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK.
Mom: He must have a degree from Wharton? Did he work at Vanguard?
Me: He graduated from Georgia Tech (not in finance). Then worked as software engineer at Capital One briefly. Then unemployed for like 5 years.
Mom: And you're putting your entire portfolio on his back?!
Me: WE'RE GOING TO A TRILLION DOLLAR SOLANA.
Mom: YOU LIVE WITH THREE ROOMMATES.
Me: TEMPORARILY.
Mom: What exactly do you do all day?
Me: I wake up at 4 AM because Asia is buying animal coins.
Mom: Of course they are.
Me: Then I stare at twelve charts simultaneously while checking 5 group chats and listening to three crypto Twitter spaces screaming "SEND IT."
Mom: Healthy.
Me: Then I move liquidity around @MeteoraAG like I'm running JPMorgan except my assets are called Testicle, Ansem, Tung Tung Tung Sahur, and Buttcoin.
Mom: Please stop saying liquidity. It makes this sound legitimate.
Me: Then I read ancient Bitcoin cycle prophecies from 2017 written by anonymous autistic wizards on internet forums.
Mom: Ancient?
Me: FOUR YEARS AGO IS AN EPOCH IN CRYPTO.
Mom: I hate this conversation.
Me: Mom, you hated Bitcoin at $15,000.
Mom: I ALSO HATED IT AT $120,000.
Me: EXACTLY. MAXIMUM BEARISHNESS FROM NORMIES IS THE MOST BULLISH INDICATOR OF ALL.
Mom: So what's your investment strategy?
Me: Survive long enough for retail to become clinically euphoric.
Mom: What does that mean?
Me: When your friends who called crypto fake start asking if they should buy a token named after a capybara wearing a helmet.
Mom: And that's when you sell?
Me: GOD NO.
Mom: Why?!
Me: BECAUSE WHAT IF IT DOES ANOTHER 100X?!
Mom: YOU PEOPLE ARE NEVER HAPPY.
Me: THAT'S WHY WE'RE SO GOOD AT THIS.
Mom: How much money have you made this year?
Me: We don't ask that question during accumulation.
Mom: And how much money have you lost?
Me: We don't ask that question during accumulation either.
Mom: Are you gambling?
Me: No. Gambling is based on chance.
Mom: And yours isn't?
Me: Mine is based on narrative rotation, market psychology, liquidity inflows, reflexive social consensus and whether Ansem tweets "higher."
Mom: That's gambling with extra steps.
Me: It's DIFFERENT.
Mom: So when will all of this end?
Me: Sometime around peak retail euphoria when Uber drivers start explaining Solana ecosystem valuations to me.
Mom: And you'll sell then?
Me: ...
Mom: YOU WON'T SELL THEN EITHER WILL YOU?!
Me: Ansem might have one more target.
Mom: I should've been stricter when you were younger.
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"What is LPing and how do I start?"
Here are three things you can do now:
1) Take the DLMM Guided Tour on @MeteoraAG:
2) Study the full curriculum on LP Academy:
3) Watch experts like @crimexbt LP real-time
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Hi @blknoiz06 Thank you for bringing so much attention to the beloved @MeteoraAG
It is shocking to me that most people don't understand the use cases for using Meteora LPs
For me and a lot of my friends, it was how we have traded and grown our accounts the past 2 years
It is awesome to see the newfound interest. And LPing solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump has been AMAZING r/r
BUT I think people don't realize how you can use it in tandem with traditional spot trading to maximize each phase of trade.
This clip I try to explain how even if you catch something early, you can lock in profits and THEN go on to pool the token to not only gain exposure with limited risk, but benefit off of volatility, sideways movement, and volume.
Stack more fees in this area, hold for higher if that is your thesis.
THERE is ALWAYS an application for Meteora if you are trading onchain. Ty for your service @blknoiz06 :)
@MeteoraAG @met_lparmy
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HeavyMetalCrime - July 12 - Beans on Toast Edition
See you guys in an hour😉
You know where to find us
Today on HeavyMetalCrime - 5PM UTC on @met_lparmy
We discuss all kinds of crime, shenanigans and tomfoolery.
Will @crimexbt be there?
Will there be justice for beans on toast?
Join and find out!
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What is Liquidity Provision and how can you see it working in real time?
In this clip I try to give an explanation before opening this pool on $tjr
Once opened, you can see how price moves down INTO the pool, and how I start collecting fees as soon as those initial blue bars on the right side of the pool turn to purple
When that happens, our Solana in the pool is essentially acting as buy orders that get filled.
When prices goes back up, our tokens sell back into Solana and we earn fees in sol (purple bars convert back to blue)
Let’s hope we get blessed with more vol this week, it allows for good examples of LPing and you can see how it works in a faster environment
@MeteoraAG @met_lparmy
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