optimus crime & AJ
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Designer as seen on RuPaul’s drag race, King of Drag, NYFW, and more 🪡 feat my beloved Labrador son
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Saw a girl driving who was reading a newspaper at the stoplight. Didn’t consider that
this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
AJ will be wearing his Halloween costume tomorrow btw
Thinking about the time I worked a strangers wedding and I was caught in the act going hard at the buffet
Exposing my problematic son (pretends to like lettuce) (doesn’t like lettuce) (scream warning)
Look at how his little hands are tucked under his earsie
Cutting your hair between the wedding and reception like omG how much attention do you NEED
Will never understand what people get out of being loudly contrarian “I HATE this thing everyone loves and it’s actually bad”
Anyone: hey
Me: so I saw the Nathan fielder/ Elizabeth Holmes documentary and I’m going to tell you how it changed reality
2026 has been an all-time year for movies bc wym sheep detectives was this year and im barely unpacking you can see everything before wicker and wildwood while still crying over project Hail Mary and loving coyote vs acme
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Moodboard of processing You Can See Everything
Spoiler free review of YCSE: if I had a pillow with me in the theatre I’d have been SCREAMING into it
Mother of god
My personality for the foreseeable future is gonna be how excited I am to watch You Can See Everything and then subsequently talking about it
Enjoying my new game immensely but it could not more clearly have been exclusively developed by 20 something nonbinary Australians
They’re doing this to me today
My personality for the foreseeable future is gonna be how excited I am to watch You Can See Everything and then subsequently talking about it
Oomf keeps posting her ugly baby
Suicide postponed I need to experience the absolutely unhinged dogshit of the glee reboot
Apparently you bawl long and hard enough in your parked car with Fleetwood Mac blaring max volume a stranger will knock on your window asking if they need to call someone for you
I just got “people you may know: your exes fiancée” at 11:19am so today is shot
