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@deannajmo_
Designer as seen on RuPaul’s drag race, King of Drag, NYFW, and more 🪡 Funny sometimes, big tits and a cute dog all the time
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really tired of the notion that being fat is a moral failing
I was just having a discussion regarding the rates of dominant hands, assuming it was culturally flux and a learned practice, but apparently it’s a genetic trait that can A) be seen as early as a sonogram and B) has maintained the same distribution rate since the Neolithic era
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Trump never beating the bisexual allegations
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Here's what Trump said to Mamdani yesterday outside Gracie:
“I’ll look after you, you look after the New Yorkers. And we can both make it work. I wanna support you, help me. Come with me to the White House – see how I work.”
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The school I’m presenting at asked if I had any physical work I could bring so now I’m about to dress up some mannequins and stunt on these 11th graders
I made this! Team Cyrus till we die!
Cyrus K. Stratton looks impeccable in his Episode One look for King of Drag season 2, now streaming on Revry.
Cyrus K. Stratton looks impeccable in his Episode One look for King of Drag season 2, now streaming on Revry.
I also cannot for the life of me find the white satin bodice that goes with it, nor can I find this white satin bodice. Is something eating specific parts of my closet or is it a sign to branch out
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I had to make the dress on the left really quickly so I mostly repurposed the one on the right for it and I regret it sooo bad. In the coming months I’m gonna try and dissect/ recreate the original
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I had to make the dress on the left really quickly so I mostly repurposed the one on the right for it and I regret it sooo bad. In the coming months I’m gonna try and dissect/ recreate the original
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I seldom weigh in so hard on the discourse du jour, but it feels like the first time we’re addressing how badly the social contract has broken down. The minimum reasonable expectation of decorum, kindness, and interacting courteously with those around you used to be ubiquitous
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I really appreciate though that I was v worried going to frankys for the first time in over a year that it would be awkward or people wouldn’t remember me but it was like barely any time had passed
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Gen Z really just likes applying political buzzwords as justification that everything they want/ thought that they have is a righteous societal stance
The ONLY reasons fashion is seen as a lesser form of art are accessibility and feminine connotations. Women who collect art to wear are vapid. Men who collect paintings are cultured.
While I’m here please remember that “cute” police dog videos are copaganda, plus the leading cause of K9 deaths is officers leaving them in hot cars with the windows up
a lot of this workplace/job interview etiquette really just boils down to you people can’t do anything and think it’s cutesy because you’re all self-diagnosed neurodivergent and therefore don’t have to do anything that’s socially correct
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Transmasc coyote, lesbian bugs, butch Tasmanian devil, nonbinary daffy, the rest are Home Depot employees
@lukeisamazing The mindset of being insanely overdramatic when when you’re expected to conform to a few harmless social norms is behind a lot of posts here
The schadenfreude of watching someone get got by a construction zone speed camera
I think an overlooked aspect of depression is that it feels embarrassing.
A battle I’ve lost but still fight is “emcee” not MC
I actually haven’t set an alarm in like 6 months because AJ gently wakes me up every morning at precisely 9am for breakfast. He stands next to my side of the bed and softly cries just loud enough to rouse me without jolting me. Endless features to this guy
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