I was sitting next to a couple on a flight yesterday when the woman quietly told her boyfriend,
โI need you to stop telling people you โhelpโ with the kids.โ
He looked confused.
โI do help.โ
She laughed.
โYou babysit your own children.โ
I was at a restaurant yesterday when a woman at the next table suddenly asked her boyfriend,
โCan I see your phone?โ
He handed it to her immediately.
She opened his messages.
Scrolled for maybe ten seconds.
Then handed it back.
โThank you.โ
He looked confused.
โWhat were you looking for?โ
She smiled and said,
โNothing.โ
โI just wanted to know if you'd hand it to me without asking why.โ
He laughed.
A woman told her boyfriend she was going to stop paying for half of everything after they got married.
He laughed and said, โSo you want to be a stay-at-home wife?โ
She said, โNo.โ
โThen what are you talking about?โ
She looked at him and said,
โI want to stop splitting bills 50/50 with someone who expects me to do 100% of the housework.โ
He got quiet.
She continued,