Matthias Schmidt
@eurofounder
Founder based in the EU • Building GDPR-compliant startups • 7 years in, €7k MRR
Joined October 2025
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BREAKING: The EU just announced the European alternative to the iPhone
Confirmed facts and features:
1/ Assembled in Czechoslovakia, every component sourced within the EU
2/ 11 years in development, €14 billion of taxpayer money
3/ Camera blurs every face automatically (GDPR compliance is not optional)
4/ Will not work outside of the EU borders
5/ Group chats limited to 8 people (above that requires data controller)
6/ Charging only permitted between 2am-5am to protect the grid
7/ Battery lasts 4 hours (but you can replace it yourself)
I cannot imagine how Apple must feel now
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