Matthias Schmidt
@eurofounder
Founder based in the EU • Building GDPR-compliant startups • 7 years in, €7k MRR
Joined October 2025
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A perfect Monday of a Moroccan man:
10:00 - wake up on a boat in the middle of the sea
12:00 - arrive in Spain, immediately harass a woman on the beach
13:00 - visit an Apple Store to steal an iPhone, scream "racism" when someone calls the police
14:00 - eat a dolphin for lunch
15:00 - relax at the beach, call a 14 year old girl a "whore" for refusing to kiss you
16:00 - collect €5,000 in EU social benefits
17:00 - start a street gang with 12 other migrants
19:00 - relax after a hard day by beating up your wife and children who arrived on the next boat
Europe is so lucky to get such high-quality immigration
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