Matthias Schmidt(@eurofounder):Today I found my 15 year old daughter in bed with a black man “Who the fuck is he?!” I screamed “Dad, I’m sorry, we met on Tinder, he is from Congo” “Congo? How long are you dating already?” I asked "Almost 7 months..." I nearly collapsed If that man was coming here for over 183 days, he might qualify for German tax residency I don't blame my daughter for wanting to lose virginity with a handsome black guy But tax evasion is where I draw a line

Matthias Schmidt

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Matthias Schmidt@eurofounder

2026.09.08 12:55

Today I found my 15 year old daughter in bed with a black man “Who the fuck is he?!” I screamed “Dad, I’m sorry, we met on Tinder, he is from Congo” “Congo? How long are you dating already?” I asked "Almost 7 months..." I nearly collapsed If that man was coming here for over 183 days, he might qualify for German tax residency I don't blame my daughter for wanting to lose virginity with a handsome black guy But tax evasion is where I draw a line