My 16 year old son recently built an app that went viral
Over 300,000 downloads in two weeks
"How did you even do this? You never learned programming" I asked
"I vibe coded it, papa. With Claude Code"
I nearly choked on my schnitzel
An evil American corporation, inside my son's laptop, harvesting his ideas
"Does it comply with the EU AI Act?" I asked calmly
"With what?" he laughed at me
That's all I needed to hear. That night after he went to sleep, I logged into his laptop and deleted the app
I also installed a firewall that blocks all non-European AI services
It feels so good to protect my son's digital sovereignty