Matthias Schmidt
@eurofounder
Founder based in the EU • Building GDPR-compliant startups • 7 years in, €7k MRR
Joined October 2025
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What Sunday morning looks like after a one-night stand with a European man:
German - windows open at 7:42am, starts recycling the bottles
Dutch - sends you a €6.80 request for half the condoms and the Uber
Italian - his mother and fiancee already called twice
Spanish - neither of you has slept yet
Polish - give you a vodka shot and explains why Black people are the worst to be around
French - smokes naked by the window, acts offended you're still there
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