una no go believe watin he dey call local cheese 😂
Always ask them to send pictures without filter
They say "smokers are liable to d!e young" so why is snoop dogg still alive?
After squandering the $10K Rema gave them, POP Boys are now clearing gutters just to survive
May our efforts today bear fruit
A friend once told me about the first serious quarrel he had with his long-distance girlfriend.
He wanted to surprise her, so he traveled to see her without telling her.
When he got close to her house, he thought, "Let me spice things up and put her in the mood."
So he started flirting with her over text.
She was flirting back.
At some point, she told him:
"Stop... you've made me wet. I'm in the bathroom touching myself right now."
My guy smiled and decided to peep through her window.
Only to see her sitting there, eating draw soup with one hand and texting him with the other.
He was in complete disbelief 😂😂
Till today, he says the pain wasn't that she lied. It was how convincing she was.
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Made a little breakfast before work🤭♥️ Can you finish this alone??
Breakfast is ready.
Are you coming?
Good morning friends of Nathaniel, today is blessed
🚨🔵⚪️ Nico Páz’s future will be decided within the next 48 hours.
Real Madrid have activated their buy-back clause, but Nico is not expected to stay at the club.
Como remain in talks with Madrid and have until Monday to reach an agreement. The player is open to staying at Como.
No bids or negotiations from any other clubs at this stage.
#SportOG# @FabrizioRomano
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Good morning my mutuals, please I’m still on search suggestion ban for 5days now💔
If you see this help me quote with anything, I’ll really appreciate 😭😩❤️
Pov: my favorite show is on 🙃
Found an old picture of my dad, Nigga thought he was Hawkeye 😂
If you had the power to bring one person back to life, who would it be?
Sam loco Or Mr IBu
good morning frens of chapo, have a lovely last day of the work week y'all ❤️
I want a man who gets angry whenever I try to pay my own bills
May this Friday be the day your hard work finally meets the blessing you've been praying for. Go out with faith, come back with good news. TGIF 🙏💰
GOOD MORNING FRIENDS OF VALERY
Good morning X fam❤️
A man sat beside me on the bus looking very worried.
He kept checking his pocket every few seconds.
After almost an hour, he sighed in relief and said, "Thank God."
I asked if he'd found his wallet.
He said, "No... I just realized I left it at home." 😀
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Na me go toast you but na u go dey take care of me. Deal?
