dawg it’s 2026 and you still believe in keto??
The death of hyrox is so beautiful
. @mtndao ‘s event team’s twitter account is one of my all time favorite shitpost goldmines
Most people want success without the period of being underestimated, intimacy without the conversations that make both people uncomfortable, freedom without uncertainty and peace without disappointing anyone.
But every meaningful outcome has an admission price. The goal is not to build a life without cost. It is to choose costs that build a life you respect.
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wow does this mean i'm officially part of the portuguese boy band now
hey so if the total absence of scientific support for greens powders won’t keep you from taking AG1, maybe salmonella will 🥰
The following foods have now been recalled:
—Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination
—Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination
—Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination
—Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination
—Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination
—Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination
—Soup kits, Listeria contamination
—Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination
—Granola, Salmonella contamination
—Dog food, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination
—Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July)
—Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Infant formula, Botulism risk (July)
—Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July)
—Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July)
—Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June)
—Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June)
—Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May)
—Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May)
—Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May)
—White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May)
—Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April)
—Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April)
—Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April)
—Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March)
—Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March)
—Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March)
—Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March)
—Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February)
—Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January)
—Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January)
—Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January)
—Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)
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haha ok @vesper792 you crushed this one
(the literal first time in my entire life i’ve ever taken a hat off a merch table home)
incredibly thoughtful solution for an increasingly transient world
Introducing Offprint™
The physical magazine made from everything you "save for later" but never actually go back to read.
Find online, read offline.
Print media is back!
groupthink is helluva drug. you should like what you like. be friends with who you want to be friends with. & not let a group of people dictate what and who is cool and not cool.
the sf tech bubble feels that way right now, and it's very high school. we are grown adults with our own minds and hearts
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sorry did you think i was done being obnoxious about this shoot
massive blast codirecting with @GC_onX @skyrisecreative -- nuno crushed this one
if you were a bunny would you be ears up bunny or ears down bunny
very happy when the actual shoot photos come out way sicker than the midjourney mood board
still not ai // pt ii with @GC_onX @skyrisecreative
Gay guys and straight women love to suggest Pilates as a glute workout.
Girl let me stop you right there and give you a very basic explanation of how hypertrophy works
got tired of only ever seeing bridal/adjacent photos around the utah salt flats — decided to bring in our own little edge to the arena
[not AI] codirected + shot with @GC_onX @skyrisecreative
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a new friend told me last night that everything worth having is gated by courage. this seems true
a friendship life hack is finding people with absurdly good intuition about people. i have friends where simply being their friend is enough of a recommendation for me, because i trust their judgment that much
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the era of 1 person billion dollar companies may be here soon but
have you ever excitedly run up to your colleagues at 10 am in the @mtndao office asking if they want to light cheap roses on fire with you in the evening, bc you know they're always down for the adventure?
anyway, hannah loves @skyrisecreative and @GC_onX -- creating with homies is the best part of the journey
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after a literal entire decade i finally got around to putting together a lil portfolio site for my photos 😅
(honestly astounded i've managed to have a thriving photography career for the last 10 years without ever having my photos uploaded to a dedicated site! but better late than never)
will be shooting some headshots for colleagues this week at @mtndao and have some sick shoots planned this month with @GC_onX + team. dm if you're looking for photo help! 📸
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year 1 of tattooing 🖤
one of the greatest gifts we're given in life is the agency to be whoever you want to be --
i started tattooing part time on real skin about 1 year ago (still a tech workaholic full time with no plans to change) and am inordinately grateful for this journey that has brought me worldwide, to work in studios + alongside artists i’ve dreamed about for years
~60 tattoos down and unbelievably floored to have tattooed dozens of my friends, colleagues, and loved ones. i have neither a formal tattoo portfolio nor a dedicated instagram account, so am extremely grateful to have had a pretty steady stream of clients from word of mouth + referrals; to date, i've only had one client that didn't come from my existing network, which feels pretty surreal to say
but more than anything, i think i am most grateful to have found a craft that's led me back to my roots, as just a girl who loves to draw.
in a world where velocity in startups is everything, tattooing has taught me how to find presence again — and how sometimes the fastest way to doing something right is actually in giving it the time and patience it deserves
📸 ft.
- coverup in progress from friday's 10 hr session
- some recent work i'm proud of
- hand tats for @kenton_cooley at the @mtndao office -- my favorite workstation of all time
- my loyal portuguese content team @GC_onX @TiagoTheCreat0r
books are open all month at @mtndao 🗻🖤
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