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@iGreenGod
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I kept a note of everyone who
texted during the three weeks I went quiet.
When I came back,
the list was shorter than I expected.
Some names I still think about.
Not because I'm angry.
Just... noted.
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The ability of your nose to know
something in the fridge went bad
before the door even opens
is criminally underrated.
Cardio is watching other people walk from the parking lot to the front door.
My daughter made this Father's Day card for me.
She wrote that I'm her Hero, Superman, King... and the one who loves her the most.
But the line that stayed with me was: "You had become our best father... Now it's our turn to become the best daughter and son"
Kids don't just receive love. They watch it, feel it, and one day hand it back in the purest way.
This one's going in the frame. ❤️
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Nobody is busier than someone who’s not interested in you.
They’ll suddenly become incredibly creative with excuses.
