Moronica Lewinsky
@ihatejoerogan1
journeyman meat cutter
412 Following 2.8K Followers
The Only Way Out Is Through Thursday #TheOnlyWayOutIsThroughThursday#
You either die suicide by cop, or you live long enough to see yourself become your mother
Diego Lopes if he was a cat
if your butt stinks through your jeans you need to go to the hosptital
me watching the fellowship of the ring and imagining myself as the tenth member
Mommy needs to get home and take some muscle relaxers
did the sexy men factory blow up or
why are your balls in My court
arman hanging out with legit anybody
Bathroom at the brewery smells like a horse food store
“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal
pizza party at my house at 7pm. BRING WEAPONS.
pooping & screaming “GET OUT OF MY BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
hutt pussy got me acting strange an imperial asked me who ran tatooine I said the tuskens
every tongue that rises against trisha paytas shall fall
