A wise man may hardly marry. And most men generally become wise when they're <35. Many of you young men have learnt so much from me with evidence. But what you fail to understand is that I am not teaching you to avoid women, but to know how to lead women. Even in their imperfections. I know that most of you have smoked igbo or are high on something, or just daft. So this post will not make sense to you. End.

Some of you in relationships have never perceived the farts of each other, neither have you perceived the foul stench from your mouth. And you have dated for more than a a year. Cohabit and see things for yourselves. Una still dey form Porsche. If you perceive mess and mouth odor, you go first fear. That's not all ooo. There are more. Have you witnessed a man scratching his balls and perceiving it in your presence? Have you witnessed a woman changing her menstrual pads in your presence before? Have you been able to stay with your man or woman under the same roof and you're not talking to each other for days? Have you taken care of your sick partner for days or weeks and seen them in their most vulnerable state? Una just dey do relationship of "does it bite?" Una never see anything. End.

Dear Rwandans, Especially Rwandan women. Please note that you can now come into Nigeria without visa, and stay for 30 days. Make sure you plan to come for Detty December. I can't wait to see you and marry a Rwandan woman. End.