Flenjo⭕
@jordan2sharp
Daily takes on relationships, life & the chaos we all deal with.
Don't shoot the messenger. 🙏
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Once I notice you don't like watching or playing football as a guy, I will start suspecting you. 👀
If men and women are equal, why do rich feminists hire male bodyguards and not female ones?
If you're seeing this tweet, bookmark it. Let's see if it goes viral.
"Someone commented twice and got the same likes"
😈 Me:
"After giving you my body ".
But you cummed 😏.
Being able to tell fake news from real news is a genuine sign of high IQ 💯.
I hate watching unfinished series.
Never again🙅.
Between music and oxygen I don't know which is more important.
If this one shocks you, just give up 🤣.
I want to create a second account for Acting maturely (No fooling)😂😂.
Women always flexing how they were ugly before the make up and beautiful after the make up. Make it make sense🤔🤣.
All attempts to keep my mustache just dey fail. Be like na to go prison chill small for there🤣😑.
Wicked people in church today 😂.
