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by @joshuaray | "live, laugh, lord of the rings" | author of LIGHT AND HIGH BEAUTY, PRH 2027 |
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GANDALF: *I* am Gandalf the White. And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.
ARAGORN, LEGOLAS, AND GIMLI:
Reports confirm that a Blue Wave has flipped Isengard, a solidly Sauron district
CNN PROJECTING SAMWISE GAMGEE WILL SERVE ANOTHER TERM AS MAYOR OF THE SHIRE
Orc City just flipped from R +25 to D +7
CNN projecting that we were, all of us, deceived, for another Ring was made
according to the elder scrolls, it's time to go to the polls
The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
Actually far more than I made,
Actually far more than I made.
Biden after telling the press pool "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve":
scrubbed through a video in VLC and accidentally gave Joe Biden an invisibility potion
this is where I tweet from
Surreal to literally have been watching a video on the Star Trek MTG Picard Commander deck with Picard's card onscreen when I heard the news of his passing. A singular talent and inspiration to so many: a luminary indeed. May he rest in peace.
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to:
Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund
Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources
Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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but they were, all of them, deceived, for a critical security vulnerability in the rings of power was discovered when another Ring was made
we live, laugh, love in a society
I hate Lord of the Rings Halloween, what do you mean you're the tomato from the Denethor tomato scene?
Frodo after the encounter with Shelob:
I hate Lord of the Rings Halloween, what do you mean you're the tomato from the Denethor tomato scene?
