A 23-year-old in Austin runs 6 Polymarket bots on an $89 mini PC. The box weighs less than a phone charger. Silver shell. RGB logo pulsing through the vents. Intel N97 inside — 4 cores, 4 threads, 12 watts. 12 watts. Less than a light bulb. He mounts it behind the monitor with a VESA bracket. No fan noise. No blinking case lights on a desk anyone can see. Inside: 6 headless browser instances, each tracking a different market. Election odds. Fed rate calls. Sports lines. The N97 never renders a frame of anything. It just watches, refreshes, executes, on a loop, 24 hours a day. Cinebench single-core score: barely 340 points. A joke next to a gaming rig. Power bill for the month: $3.10. He has 4 of these now. Combined draw under 50 watts — less than the monitor sitting above them. March: $1,200 in profit. April: $4,700. May dipped to $900 on a bad election read. June: $6,100. One visible computer on the desk. The real business runs behind it, stacked flat, drawing less power than a hair dryer. He didn't build a PC. He built a shift he never has to work.