POV: Work got you feeling sleepy before 10pm on a weekend
guys i don't think i'll ever have a wife and kids
Doctor: “Sorry sir, we accidentally gave you the wrong injection. You’ll be dead within a month, but your family will get a huge compensation payment and a monthly allowance”
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when the thought of her crosses your mind at 3:17pm on a perfect Saturday
Saying “I'll do it tomorrow” and tomorrow finally comes
“it is what it is” mfs after going through another week
When I already had a bad day and the wifi talking about sum connected with no internet
first sunday night without lanterns
When you're laughing with bro then realise that it's 6-7pm on a Sunday
Dumbest mfs when it comes to finding a 4K stream of a movie released 45 mins ago:
